Welcome to BlogDogIt Tuesday, April 16 2024 @ 09:45 PM EDT


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It seems that if more visitors are what you want to log
a sure-fire way to get them is to add poetry to your blog.

It doesn't even matter what it is you have to say
it's just a fact of blogging that they'll read it anyway.

You see I've done my research and statistics tend to show
inserting clever poems will help your hit-count grow.

The secret of this technique is to include within the rhyme
all those magic little keywords that get them everytime.

Talk about the girls they'll see with hardly any clothes
or how by working from your home your income steadily rose.

Mention how without a charge card you'll help them get a date
or if their rent is coming due you'll help them pay it late.

Be sure to mention kitties and cuddly puppy dogs
and how you met your soul mate by kissing many frogs.

If you want to get the techies then resort to iPhone Five
and introduce the wonder app that makes it come alive.

Offer them a link to download the latest movies free
and the current TV programs that they click right [here] to see.

Let them know you understand just why they hate their folks
or promise if they look around they'll find the dirty jokes.

Promote the many web-cam feeds real people have to share
or how a secret you possess will help them grow more hair.

"Monetize your website without the use of adverts"
will get you bloggers quicker than "FREE PORN" will get the perverts.

But one more bit of free advice before this blogger goes,
be sure to let the reader know you believe in UFO's

I mean really - "I've been abducted but my memory's kinda hazy"
is just the sort of turn of phrase that drives statistics crazy. 

I hope that I have helped search-engine-optimize your pages
by using this sage wisdom you'll dominate the web for ages.



Top 20 most googled celebrities
in the world

Ever wonder who are the most often searched celebrities on Google? Think again. After months of painstaking research, here’s the definitive answer to which celebrity get googled the most.

#20 Angelina Jolie – 134,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Well all there is to say is thank you, for making sure that this sex goddess is in the top-20 most popular women. Having recently made her directorial debut in the Land of Blood and Honey, this is one sexy and talented lady on many people’s watchlist.

#19 Paris Hilton – 145,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Having coined the phrase celebutante, she is still being well searched. And why wouldn’t she? She has so much ‘work’ ready to be shared with the world. Be it ‘amateur home footage’ or ‘wardrobe faux-pas’, you know she has tons of ‘admirers’.

#18 Taylor Swift – 159,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Well, why wouldn’t anyone be surprised to find Taylor on this list? Not only has she been working hard on the country scene, she is there with teeny-boppers and MTV fans alike. This talented lady is currently on tour promoting her new album.

#17 Lindsay Lohan – 173,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Is there a way for her not to be notorious? On top of the routine arrests and drunken incidents, Lindsay took it a step further for getting accused of jewelry theft. Add in the steamy photo shoots seen in Machete, you get the secret recipe for success.

#16 Avril Lavigne – 175,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Being the youngest female vocalist ever to have the #1 spot on the Billboard UK, Avril Lavigne is the second most popular Canadian on this list.

#15 Adele – 177,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Having won the 2009 Grammy for Best New Artist and Female Pop Vocal Performance has no doubt contributed to her rise. In January she released her 2nd album to rave reviews and her single reached the #1 Billboard spot. It will certainly be surprising not to see her on this list.

#14 Selena Gomez – 179,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Hmm… is there a chance not to be popular if you are dating Justin Bieber? Just saying though. And she is the third highest female to make this list while not on last year’s list.

#13 Beyonce – 195,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Having been busy working on her new album, titled ‘4’, this may have lead to her drop in popularity. The album due to release this year, will certainly see her rise back to the top.

#12 Miley Cyrus – 207,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Been caught ripping a bong and giving a lap dance (at age 16) all before she turned 18.

#11 Jennifer Lopez – 214,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Her new album and having given birth to twins might have push up her popularity. Then again, her role in the most recent season of American Idol might have helped

#10 Madonna – 230,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Having been replaced as the Queen of Pop, we are seeing a rather large fall in her popularity this year. Not to mention Madonna has not made any interesting headlines this year. Nevertheless she remains at #2 best selling female vocalist in the US (right behind Barbara Streisand who is not on this list

#9 Kim Kardashian – 232,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Although most may have remembered her for showing her butt across the internet, Kim has managed to make a name with numerous reality shows. She recently married Kris Humphries.

#8 Shakira – 239,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Who can forget her … hips? Having been on tour the past year to promote her last two albums and with the highest grossing single “Hips Don’t Lie”, she certainly cuts a good figure.

#7 Katy Perry – 263,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

With the release of her album Teenage Dream last year, her singles have been playing non-stop on the radio. Not to mention her marriage to Russell Brand and an upcoming voice role in the Smurfs movie. Looks like nothing can stand in her way.

#6 Britney Spears – 277,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Having released her first album in 10 years, maniac Britney appears to be staying on. For she was also #6 last year and didn’t do diddly squat.

#5 Nicki Minaj – 296,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

How many people have heard of Nicki a year back? But things have changed. Being the first artist to ever have seven songs on the Billboard Top 100 does wonders for any artiste. Armed with a voluptuous tush and voice, Nicki is just too eye catching.

#4 Cher – 340,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Cher is certainly an evergreen in the fast moving entertainment industry. She was recently in news for being confused about her daughter’s homosexuality. Cher’s popularity is set to remain due to the support of her fanatic fan base.

#3 Rihanna – 384,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

The drop in Beyonce’s popularity created the opportunity for Rihanna to move in. Post-Chris Brown, Rihanna recently released a new album with some controversial music videos to complement its singles. We eagerly anticipate more.

#2 Justin Bieber – 496,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Why is Bieber here? Having been strangely popular for some time now. He ranked #7 last year, his new 3D movie has shot him through the charts. Not to mention his new relationship with Selena Gomez.

#1 Lady Gaga – 578,000,000 Results

Top Googled Women

Like her or not, we have a new Queen of Pop. All of us here are definitely not surprised to see her top the list as the year’s Most Popular Woman in cyber space.

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