WTF? in Arkansas
- Saturday, January 29 2011 @ 03:06 pm UTC
- Contributed by: masodo
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Partly Cloudy, Chance Of Dead Birds (And Fish, Too)
(UPDATE: Blame Noise. Maybe)
by Perry Michael Simon on January 3, 2011
Nobody knows yet why somewhere upwards of a thousand � maybe as many as 2,000 � blackbirds fell out of the sky in Beebe, Arkansas just before New Year�s.
Theories? Maybe they were hit by lightning. Or caught in a storm. Or even startled by fireworks and stressed to death. Or something. All anyone knows is that dead birds suddenly begain to rain down on the town.
You got any ideas? Because nobody else has any. They�ll be doing some necropsy work this week to see if they can find out what killed the birds, but, at the moment, it�s a mystery.
And, please, save the Hitch*censored* references. Those birds attacked people. They didn�t drop dead and fall on people. That would have been a very different movie.