“There’s a monster neath my bed
Just go and have a look
There’s a monster neath my bed
Reading my favorite book
He’s creepy and he’s ugly and
He’s got a million eyes
He waits for me to fall asleep
Then he’ll eat me alive
There’s a monster neath my bed
Believe me when I say
So just please go and have a look
And make it go away”
And so I went and had a look
Though I did not suspect
It seemed as if that boy of mine
Was very near correct
For though a monster sitting there
Was just what did appear
He was kind of pathetic as
His body shook with fear
I said “You are a scary thing
A horrid evil sight
Shouldn’t it be me not you
Who shakes with dread and fright?”
His million eyes did look at me
And he let out a yelp
And then he sidled up to me
And said “I need your help
They said no harm would come to me
I’ve clearly been misled
Cause don’t look now but there’s a boy
On top of my bed.”
Just go and have a look
There’s a monster neath my bed
Reading my favorite book
He’s creepy and he’s ugly and
He’s got a million eyes
He waits for me to fall asleep
Then he’ll eat me alive
There’s a monster neath my bed
Believe me when I say
So just please go and have a look
And make it go away”
And so I went and had a look
Though I did not suspect
It seemed as if that boy of mine
Was very near correct
For though a monster sitting there
Was just what did appear
He was kind of pathetic as
His body shook with fear
I said “You are a scary thing
A horrid evil sight
Shouldn’t it be me not you
Who shakes with dread and fright?”
His million eyes did look at me
And he let out a yelp
And then he sidled up to me
And said “I need your help
They said no harm would come to me
I’ve clearly been misled
Cause don’t look now but there’s a boy
On top of my bed.”
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